Ugg

Winter is coming.
Do you know what that means?
Uggs.

Ugghhhhh.


Yeah, Uggs probably keep your feet nice and toasty, but seriously. They're hideous. They make you look like you were bit by a rabbid squirrel and your feet swelled up. I can't say that I would ever want my feet looking like giant marshmallows.
Ugg sounds like something a caveman would say. How does that possibly help them sell their boots? Would you be compelled to buy something if you associated it with "primitive" humans? In our technological age, I don't think so.